Diane can't conceal her scorn for Sam's parade of beautiful, yet shallow dates, and puts him on the defensive about his taste in females.
Xander falls for a beautiful substitute teacher who is actually a She-Mantis intent on mating with, then decapitating, virginal boys.
An Englishman visits Cheers and tells tall tales of being a WWII spy.
Sam steps in as a mediator between the bickering Carla and Diane.
Inebriated for the first time in his life, a timid young priest-to-be makes an amorous advance towards Diane and concludes he's not fit for the monastery. However, Sam finds a unique way to convince him otherwise.
