Cheryl gives her best to assure herself a spot on the Church Committee, and in order to get that, she forbids Jim to do his annual "Green Man" routine on St. Patrick's day.
Jim chokes in a restaurant and sees his life flash before his eyes; Jim must defend his life before God (Lee Majors) and the Devil (James Lipton).
Jim fails to teach his son how to play softball properly; Andy's ghost from the future shows him that Kyle turns out as a loser, so Jim tries to change his son's future, but only makes things worse.
When a young man is pulled over carrying 30 bricks of cocaine, Nick and Pete look to prove their client was duped by a girl he met on spring break.