Joey Vassallo

Tired of the same dinner-and-a-movie routine, Jay convinces Michael to take dancing lessons to spice up their relationship. At first reluctant, Jay's argument that wins Michael over is that he better go to those lessons or else she'll shut down "pantyville". When they get there, only more problems waits for Michael. The samba instructor is all over Jay, which makes him so jealous he has the guy deported. The new instructor, however, is a very attractive woman who is all over Michael, making Jay jealous now. They decide to quit the samba lessons after all and spice up their marriage in their own way.

The day after an anti-wrinkle injection goes awry for Michael and he ends up with an unnatural expression, he has to fight a traffic ticket in court. The judge is angered by his frozen grin and sentences him to a night in jail, where Michael's cell mate, Big Guy, thinks Michael is coming on to him since he keeps smiling at him.

The Department of Special Research inquires about Sydney's connection to the Rambaldi notebook.

A woman is murdered during the burglary of her opulent Malibu home, a burglary in which a rare diamond, part of a set of famous Russian jewels known as The Seven Deadly Sins, is stolen. As Mark and Steve (BARRY VAN DYKE) ponder the details of the crime, they are joined by a woman who introduces herself as Inspector Vanessa Churchill of Scotland Yard.