A poor farmer successfully auditions to sing at a concert. Barney and Andy take it upon themselves to spruce him up for the event.
Rob agrees to run for office but realizes he'd prefer to vote for his brainy opponent. Wally Cox guest-stars.
A "walking ghost," a man who has been declared legally dead, consults Perry Mason in a child-custody fight.
Mr Mooney sends Lucy to deliver papers pertaining to the financing of John Wayne's latest production. Despite orders to drop off the papers with one of the studio's secretaries, Lucy insists on meeting Mr. Wayne himself while he is lunching. After spilling ketchup on The Duke, Lucy trails him to his movie set and wreaks havoc.
Hardie needs to find a home for a condemned convict's belligerent son.