The Sweathogs befriend a homeless man who appears in the Buchanan schoolyard every year at Christmastime.
Gabe tries to dissuade the Sweathogs from forming a gang to combat the New Utrecht High "punks."
Gabe takes the Sweathogs on a field trip to a museum, only to become locked in a tomb with a mummy for the night. John Astin guest stars.
Barbarino, the Sweathog heartthrob, winds up the only one without a date for the school dance.
Horshack is the only volunteer to fight Carvelli, the toughest guy at New Utrecht High. Written by Garry Shandling.
