Carter puts his career in jeopardy when he circumvents channels to arrange surgery for a racetrack gambler. Jeanie reconsiders her plight when she cares for an AIDS victim loathed by her unforgiving husband.
Hot Lips might be pregnant, but an angry soldier with a gun is holding her test results, and Klinger, hostage.
When Charles starts playing his French horn, Hawkeye and B.J. stop bathing in protest until he stops.
A Cabot Cove home, now fallen into disrepair and reputedly once frequented by Benedict Arnold, becomes the scene of deadly competition and murder.
A monster starving for human brain matter tries to remedy his own unusual eating habits.