Mr. Cutlip informs his gym class that the week will be spent square dancing, eliciting groans from Kevin, Paul and the other boys.
Kevin has trouble breaking away from Norma, who’s determined to retain his dependence.
Kevin discovers Mr. Cutlip moonlighting as Santa Claus and breaks his promise not to say a word when he tells Doug Porter, who then tells Randy, and so on.
The Christmas season isn’t so merry as the Arnolds host their annual party and discover, to their disappointment, that their neighborhood is changing.
The eighth grade boys’ Glee Club is in for a rude surprise – a gung ho student teacher who actually expects them to sing.