Carrie is embarrassed when a hungry Doug shows up at an important social event.
Bernie pushes Jordan to hang out with the new kid next door to expand his cultural horizons.
Tommy (Philip McKeon) learns there's more to marketing than charts and graphs when Mel (Vic Tayback), following Tommy's advice to "cut back," almost fires Alice (Linda Lavin).
Albert/Alberta begins to flood the world, he/she attempts to gather a collection of animals, which is missing a werewolf and a vampire.
