The camp foot inspection and a minor wound to Col. Potter are the highlights in a bemusing letter from Radar to his mother.
A puzzling and contradictory case develops as Mason defends pretty Mitsou Kamuri, first, against a charge of stealing some valuable rose pearls, then, against a charge of murder.
Steve joins a World War II kamikaze pilot, whom he once rescued, in a search for a youth reportedly living with wolves. John Fujioka guest stars.
Mel (Vic Tayback) can win back his diner if he can figure out a way of getting Robert Goulet to perform at a run-down Vegas motel.
Alice (Linda Lavin), Vera (Beth Howland) and Belle (Diane Ladd) are in a state of shock when Mel (Vic Tayback) tells them that he's gambled his life savings away, including the diner.