Hawkeye deals with a racist patient who has an unexploded grenade in his chest. Hot Lips and Frank continue their affair and Henry gets a movie from his wife.
LeBeau says that he keeps rendezvousing with a little old lady who is actually young and beautiful.
An art collector sees a woman modelling for a sculptor who looks exactly like the subject of his Renoir painting but she flees so he hires Intertect and Mannix to find her.
The partners take a man and his daughter (Dorothy Lamour) across the Moroccan desert to escape bandits.